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In this article, you will find out the Top Best Funny Labor Day Jokes 2021 that will force you to laugh and make your labor day festival more funny and amazing. Also, you can download from this article and find more from our Neweventday.com site and share the Labor Day Funny Quotes 2021 with your family and friends at the event of labor day 2021.

Funny Labor Day Jokes
Funny Labor Day Jokes

Funny Labor Day Jokes & Quotes

  • Labor Day celebrates the contribution of workers to our economy. We celebrate it by not working.

  • My wife came home from work yesterday and was raging about her boss. She said to me, “I’m never going to work for that man again!”. I asked her, “Why, what did he say to you? ”She said, “You’re fired.”Funny Labor Day Jokes 

  • “If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end… it would probably be Labor Day Weekend.” ~ Doug Larson

  • I’m going to spend Labor Day putting my liver to work.

  • If a train station is where the train stops, and a bus station is where the bus stops, what is a work station?

  • If today is Labor Day, how many babies were born?

  • “Labor Day is a glorious holiday because your child will be going back to school the next day. It would have been called Independence Day, but that name was already taken.” ~ Bill Dodds.Funny Labor Day Jokes

    Did you hear about the Labor Day joke? It doesn’t work for me.

  • The best way to celebrate Labor Day is by filing for unemployment.

  • In the week before Labor Day, Eli, a dirt-poor country farmer won the Lottery – half a million dollars. So to celebrate, he treated his wife and their four kids to a trip to see the Labor Day parade in New York. He booked them rooms in the Sheraton International at the corner of Park Circle and Central Park North. They’d never been to anywhere like New York before, in fact they’d never traveled further afield than their local town, so when they got there they were completely bowled over by all the glitz, glamor and excitement of the “Big Apple”. Eli and his son Clem were particularly mesmerized by a shiny box with silver walls in the hotel reception. They’d never before come across doors that could move apart, and then automatically close again, as neither had seen an elevator before. So they were totally amazed. when a little old lady entered the shiny box and the doors closed on her. The lights on the wall by the doors flashed for a minute or so, then the doors opened and out stepped a beautiful young woman. Eli turned to Clem and said, “Son, go get your mother.”

  • Can you still “work it” on Labor Day?

  • My boss made me go into the office on Labor Day. Halfway through the day, he came in to check up on me and caught me having a beer. He said to me, “You can’t drink while you’re working.” I said, “Oh, don’t worry – I’m not working.”

  • I said to my son, “Do you know, most people don’t have to work today, because it’s Labor Day?” He replied, “If people aren’t working, shouldn’t it be called “No-Labor Day?”

  • I wish I made enough money from my labor to be able to afford a Labor Day vacation.

  • Happy Labor Day! Oh wait… we live on a farm. Never mind!

  • The Labor Day holiday means I get my unemployment check a day late.

  • This Labor Day let’s salute American corporations for keeping the Chinese gainfully employed.

  • This Labor Day, take comfort in the knowledge that the pressure to have fun this summer is finally off.

  • If all wealth is gained through labor, why is it that the wealthy never have to do any?

  • I wish Labor Day was 9 months after spring break.

  • I had a terrible Labor Day weekend. My wife was in a horrible car crash and lost her left leg and left arm. She’s all right now.

Best Funny Labor Day Jokes 2021 For Canadians:

  • My boss made me go into the office on Labor Day. Halfway through the day, he came in to check up on me and caught me having a beer. He said to me, “You can’t drink while you’re working.” I said, “Oh, don’t worry – I’m not working.”Funny Labor Day Jokes 

  • Daughter: Is Aunty Diane having her baby today? Mother: Why did you think she is about to give birth? Daughter: Because you said today was Labour Day!Funny Labor Day Jokes 

Funny Labor Day Jokes 2021

  • ‘It’s a recession when your neighbour loses his job; it’s a depression when you lose your own.’ By Harry S. Truman

  • One seventh of your life is spent on Monday. However, the only person to get his work done by Friday was Robinson Crusoe.

Classic Labor Day Joke

  • A Russian cousin arrives in West Sacramento CA American cousin: How do you say ‘Labor Day’ in Russian? Russian cousin: Another freezing and snowy day.

  • Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance? Edgar Bergen Father: Do you know, most people don’t have to work today, because it’s Labour Day. Son: If people are not working, shouldn’t we call today ‘No-Labour Day?’Funny Labor Day Jokes

Funny Labor Day Jokes 2021

  • If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day Weekend. By Doug Larson

  • If a train station is where the train stops, and a bus station is where the bus stops, what is a work station?

  • My first job was in an orange juice factory, but I couldn’t concentrate on the same old boring rind, so I got canned.

Funny Labor Day Jokes 2021

  • I asked a little girl do you know why we get out of school for Labor Day? She was very enthusiastic to say “It is a time when all the mommys of the world go into labor”

  • Labor Day celebrates the contribution of workers to our economy. We celebrate it by not working.

  • I’m going to spend Labor Day putting my liver to work.

  • I wish I made enough money from my labor to be able to afford a Labor Day vacation.

Happy Labor Day Funny Jokes

  • We must celebrate Labour Day each day as you work hard each and every day.

  • The most amazing way to celebrate Labour Day is by putting your liver to do some hard work.

  • We call it a train station where train stops so what should stop at a work station.

  • I am never going to work for the boss who fires me because I have got some self-respect.

  • I used to wonder that if today is Labour Day then how many babies were actually born.

  • If you want to celebrate Labour Day in a special way then file for unemployment today.

  • You must have heard about the Labour Day jokes. Well, they don’t work for me at all.

  • I wish I had made enough money to make it a Labour Day where I can splurge.

Labor Day Memes

  • Labour Day is all about doing no labour and having a time off-labour.

  • It is kind of strange that we celebrate Labour Day by doing nothing.

  • Labour Day is for those who work hard on the rest of the 364 days.

  • Be a labour everyone looks up to on Labour Day.

  • Hard work and dedication are what make you a good labour.

Happy Labor Day Funny Quotes in English

  • Happy Labour Day to you. It is time to take some rest and give toiling a break.

  • Being a labour is not easy as you have to work hard each day except on Labour Day.

  • Let us honour dedication and hard work by taking some rest on Labour Day.

  • You really need some good money to make Labour Day a memorable one.

  • Labour Day reminds us that we have to keep working hard for 364 days to have this one day off. Funny Labor Day Jokes

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